question 005

Name = Russel
location = Louisville, KY
Question/s= Experiment No.3 / Do you think that the following is a true statement: Georg Baselitz's favorite food is upside down cake.

Is Art dinner or desert for you?


dear russel

no, because upside down cake would be to obvious ... i personally feel that he would be into rum cake or bourbon balls.

art is meat and potato ...served extra rare w/ lo-fat butter..

question 004

Name = Charles
location = srcomtemporary@aol.com
Question/s = What is it about the way your mind works that allows you to be a conceptual artist.


to be honest...i don't know

question 003

Name = Bryce
location = Earth
Question/s = What was the best day of the past week for you. Why do you consider it the best out of all 7?

monday was the best day, because i moved into my new apartment, and i took my roommate out to eat and we had italian food and red wine, and at that moment i realized that i am where i want to be in my life.

question 002

Name = Russel
location = Louisville, KY
Question = Experiment No.2 / Would it be an irreverent request to ask the Whitney Museum of American Art to hang her Jasper Johns at half-mast when I die from a Pop Art overdose?

well , Russel, it matters what work of art you died in front of and your age of death...for example if you died in front of a Warhol while doing heroin at the age of  27 ...and if you where listening to the velvet undergrounds first record while thinking about either nailing yourself to a multi-coloured  VW bug while listening to lou reeds  metal machine music and/or masturbating under a stair well while mumbling about post-structuralist  sexual fantasies involving art collectors who are rich because of the financial status of there ancestors ... then yes you can request that all jasper johns works made before 1970 can be hung half mass, but for every year you have lived over the age of 27 a different segment of his work is taken away, and a different one is added...for example if you die at the age of 35 then only lesser known works by him and work on paper can be hung, and all works made while he was living with robert must either be hung up-side down or be removed from the project.

question 001

Name = Russel
location = Louisville, KY
Question = Experiment No.1 / How does the following make you feel?

RAT
TAR
ART

well, Russel, at first it makes me feel a tad concerned about the state of art, because i know a few rats that should be tarred for what they are doing to the arts [you are not one of them], but it also makes me smile because i have a love for word play and patterns.